Ok here me out, we get the tree planters to plant massive weed fields all over the Canadian wilderness, then whenever the fires blow smoke south, is has the side effect of chilling America the fuck out for a minute.

Just gotta keep eating until your blood becomes queso and you start inspiring ultimate loyalty.

Homemade pizza, and some often unhinged (but delicious) topping creation to go along with it.

HACK THE PLANET!!!

Yes you can! …well I’m gone!