Having done this, I really wouldn’t recommend it. They are not designed to be pulled out by the cable, and if you aren’t putting effort into relaxing (which can be difficult if you’re stressed) it’s amazing how good your butt muscles can be at pulling back against any attempts to remove it.

Something with a flared base (prostate massager, vibrating buttplug, vibrating dildo) will be cheaper and a way better experience than having someone dig an egg out of your butt at the ER

Sauce?

Tbh if someone shot a nerf dart into my gaping asshole I’d be impressed

Not the most elegant solution but you can always just install nautilus. Nothing is keeping you from using apps from both DEs except a little extra work getting the theme set

The biggest issue with PVC toys is that they can never be properly sterilized. Because PVC is a porous material germs and bacteria can get deep inside of it where it’s impossible to clean.

A cheap condom would work great for keeping the toy clean, and if it breaks being quick to wash the toy with soap or a disinfectant toy cleaner should be enough to prevent any issues.

Enjoy your new toys!