Ngl, back when it came out I clicked the Atari video for the thighs.

You can have a coconut in Seychelles, but if by “have” you mean “eat”, then it likely won’t be Coco de Mer. They are rarely consumed, probably because they are, like, $300-500 a piece (last time I checked). If you mean to poses one, then good news, you get an official certificate with each one, else you can’t take it out of the country.

Also, I kinda didn’t want to add images so people would doubt my comment and go check for themselves and be shocked twice. It just sounds so made up…

Prove it.

Sorry, I was typing this on my phone while pooping.

But it would be better if you added a ! Right before your square brackets to embed the image directly.

And here’s a better image of the dong:

There’s a coconut called Coco de Mer that looks like a butt, or more precisely like human female pelvis. Female trees produce the coconut and the male trees produce a flower that looks like a massive dong. You can’t even make this shit up.

It only grows naturally in Seychelles 🇸🇨 so it’s the national symbol, and because of that you can see this butt silhouette on literally everything, even in the Seychelles passport. Enter the country? Butt stamp in your passport.

That’s the actress that plays Sazz in Only Murders in the Building, right?

Should’ve just said “True”.

That response tweet is clearly too on the nose to not be ironic.

Yeah, that’s what I meant with my second sentence, I’m just not 100% sure there’s no upgrade path.

False. My machine officially isn’t upgradeable to W11 cause it’s too old. Also, it’s possible that LTSC doesn’t even suggest to upgrade.

All right, then. Keep your secrets.

Singular.

The joke hinges on the notion that Caleb seems to threaten Pascal for disagreeing with him, but Pascal is only disagreeing with the therapist, so the joke doesn’t work.

I didn’t say “nobody”, I said “practically nobody”, and that’s exactly the amount of users of those OSes/stores. Out of ≈7B smartphone users, even being giga-generous, maybe ≈1M use them (realistically, it’s a fraction of that). That’s ≈0.014%, about the same ratio of people getting struck by lightning annually, or, you know, practically nobody.

Sideloading is just a normal term for a specific kind of installing, different than the default method of using the preinstalled store app. Practically nobody actually installs applications on phones from outside those stores. It’s a useful and meaningful distinction, and much shorter than saying “installing apps by means other than official stores”. You don’t “sideload” an app on your PC because that distinction is useless, as it’s the default approach anyway.

In fact, the term itself has existed since like the 90s, and has just been adopted for use with smartphones.

Good thing I’m not in US.

In this economy? Best I can do is “aspartame papa”.

Never looked interesting to me either, but if the consensus amongst certain people is that a show is good, I’ll give it a try to find out for myself.