Riding this to work would be pretty awesome:

But it’ll be funny to see all the bots crashing on things on YouTube.

Maybe if we add some AI? All AI? AI in AI? Hold on, stay! C’mon! We’re only going to try to figure out how much you make so we can steal your money by giving you some shit products in return! And AI will take your job…hey come back! C’mon!

Piece of shit company owned by a piece of shit and putting pieces of shit in space.

Jerry van der Seinfeld?

I used to have one. It hurt my wrist. I don’t need to know what the time is at all in that sort of physical attachment. The clock is on the wall, my phone and my desktop. I don’t need to have a rando company gather data about my physical activities all day long so I can get a pretty graph while they sell information about my health to insurance companies so they can raise my premium based of my couch potatoes. Like seriously nah. I also don’t need to call a guy or AI from my wrist like Michael Knight.

That mouse was also a very angry person all the time. Such an asshole to everyone. Like a cancer you could say. May he rest in peace.

Something something… thermal expansion… something.

Short illness… pretzel

I see Jesus, that’s pretty ordinary these days.

It’s only stupid if you can’t find it for sale already:

Watches were and are so stupid. Why not just strap my phone to my forearm?

So sad! He thought he was going to retire at 72 lol.

Did the illness look black, kind of L shape and makes a big noise if you press on its little Johnson?

Hey, my friend too! His conversation was 7.5632 minutes in time differential! It was a very stern warning about evil or something in mandarin.

Hey, A friend spoke to him! Yesterday. In tongues!

Agreed. Very true.

How much is life? That drone is death.

No worky.