What’s like the coolest, most impressive literary book you can think of? But it has to be something most idiots will recognize.

I don’t know, The Iliad?

Awesome. I need a rare book for this screenplay I’m writing. “First edition, signed copy…”

There’s an entire hand covering her face, there’s no way to make it “clearer”. Might as well let an ai guess what she looks like.

Why not ask them to take another picture? Is this the only one in existence? Did they agree to the wedding invite?

How did you hear about this? Seems a bit odd he’d brag about it over 50 years later. Yeah, son, I faked a condition to get out of the war like a total coward. Don’t think I’m any less of a badass though. I’m still a total badass.

They never said anything about minimum wage.