Buggers won’t let me bring my own entertainment on board. I said I’d leave the STTNG pinball on free play for anyone, even bring my own diesel generator to power it,😔

Kerry Stokes political zombie

Let me suggest duck beaks.

Of all the types of canine heads he gets a Pug!

That’s the rent per week

Like myqqq attached is

I don’t think anyone under 55 rates Bolt . Just a dinosaur on the wrong side of pretty much everything meaningful. He’ll die out and take most of his followers with him.

You know what they call alternative medicine that actually works… medicine

Satan is coming

Ms “$2 a day from Africa” Coz all minerals in Australia are hers.