Just living for fuck sake. I wash my hair and body, shave my face, use the hot water to relax my back, and I’m STILL DONE in 15 mins

This is arguably better

Wow those Epstein files must really be something. The homies are ready to WWIII us to distract from the coverup.

CIA funded circus music, lol. It all makes sense now

Any boss that hassles you about 10 mins is going to fire you for some bullshit anyway (happened to me, I am in fact excellent at my job)