If the nerds can figure out how long it’ll take to jerk off everyone in the audience… They can figure out how long it’ll take for Superman to punch every ICE agent.

Another distraction tactic.

Going to need that comic book where ICE arrests Superman and he punches a ICE’s facemask off to reveal a KKK hood.

Depends on the time of the day, if Trump/Musk is raging/etc.

While I share that sentiment at times, I think about how the rest of the world looks at America.

Like if someone said:

“Americans did this to themselves. Fuck them.”

Like damn, I didn’t do any of this I’m just trying to survive 😭

If you search for Grok in the tweet history, Grok has said it in almost every single message in the past three days. I can’t laugh any harder at this

Some of my favorite tweets have been the ones accusing Grok of being broken. One tweet even “threatened” Grok for abuse?

Dolph lundgren the Science… Dungeon?

Maybe I was stupid to believe that they’ll slow down the Xbox console to go extremely hard on Xbox/PC Game Pass and push to be the Netflix of PC games.

But these are software layoffs.

Haha you’re too kind of a mod!

It’s a quote from AOC. Fair enough. Not everyone is into the political memes of it all.

I am prepared for Taco Trump to come back to the table, begging for a deal, and turn Canada’s tariffs into something that saves tech companies and forces Americans to pay for the bill

My god 🤤

You know that episode of Seinfeld where Kramer sells muffin tops without the muffins and makes bank?

Sell me cone bottoms. I’ll buy them all.

Gonna say maybe that he learned his lesson.

Still the dude who said “Get me to God’s country”, whatever the fuck that meant.

I went to a Thai restaurant and they said, “Milk?” And I made a disgust face. A good Thai dude at another table said, “It’s not western milk.” And I tried it.

Wow.

Then he said, “Try it on toast.” And fuck me. Another wow!

This. It’s so sweet and good.

If you’re ever afraid of doing things that can make you look bad…

Just remember.

You can literally sell illegal weapons to terrorists… And then work for Fox News.

Better narrative: only 1/4th of Democrats polled agree that Democrat leaders are doing a good job.

This has TrueWagner energy to it

I watched all of Undead Unluck. There’s just something about it that kept it at mid. Maybe because the male protag is so… shallow? Or maybe the lore never hit me?

When I explain the concept and read the wiki, it sounds awesome. Which is a shame, because it feels like it could have been a great series.