Step 1: create the universe

Step 2: wait like 13 to 14 billion years

Step 3: if you’ve made humans, congrats. if you haven’t, try again

I understand

I have no idea what “O livre do travalo” could mean, but to me “El libro de trabajo” seems like it’d be “O livro de trabalho” which means “The book of labor/work”.

I am brazilian and somehow I was able to understand the Spanish. Language is fun

Rain

Well, there is blahaj.zone (without the “lemmy” part) and it uses Sharkey, which is similar to (apparently, haven’t used it) and compatible with Mastodon (it’s on the Fediverse as well).

basically, I don’t know if blahaj.zone has a Mastodon instance but the Sharkey instance is the closest one to being Mastodon, and possibly better in many ways, and serves the same microblogging functionality

me realizing that 5 minutes of gaming followed by a 50 hour study break was not a good strategy as I join the first match

to be gay one must first train for 100 years in the depths of the grand lgbtcanyon, and read 100 local lesbian literatures.

to be trans one must first buy 100 pronouns and have 100 blahaj plushies, then play 100 hours of celeste at the queer slopes of flowery doom

and this is why alternative text (image description) is important

75% = 3/4

(3/4) * 4 = 3

Antiwordle #1351
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enshittified roko’s basilisk

this is my parents

My attitude towards myself when drawing: oh I’m sure no one will notice this anatomy error

Nobody notices it but I am now eternally bothered by not having corrected it

Fabric is the better choice for regular survival servers, as there are plenty of optimization mods for it (Lithium, FerriteCore, …) which don’t break vanilla behavior. It’s what I used for my Minecraft server to play with friends (sadly, it stopped working due to a hardware problem).

inside you there is one wolf

all bi itself

…what brown color?

TIL there’s a JPEG logo, which in hindsight makes sense but i hadn’t thought of it