I… I don’t know what course of action to take after staring at this arrange of pixels…

Emacs for the homies

Use potato to get root access

That will give you root access

iirc, WD literally stands for “water displacement”. 40 is because it was the 40th formula

WD-40

that IS its reason of existance: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WD-40

(full disclosure: I have never tried it. I don’t recommend trying it, just keep scrolling.)

Comically large ball, and chain.

the ball is comical, the chain is normal

TIL!

Are there other animals in that category?

Excuse me, good sir/madam. What?

Desktop: never. Laptop: always. Suspend: Will my laptop wake up? Who knows!