A Nintendo64 with several game cartridges. It’s a little flaky, but it still works for the most part.

Pfft. Real programmers use butterflies

If you enjoy Kingdom of Loathing then see also West of Loathing and Shadows Over Loathing

Californian. No.

It wouldn’t solve any problems that can’t be solved by other means, and it would create new problems that we haven’t had to worry about before. It’d be a net loss for everyone involved.

From what I can tell it’s a tweet in which they “recommend” his nomination, rather than nominate him themselves.

While members of national legislatures are allowed to nominate people for a Nobel prize, national governments per se are not.

The GTX1660 I bought in 2023 for $300 is still running fine.

That detail is conspicuously absent from the announcement itself.

UI elements that expand and cover up other UI elements when you mouse over them.

“Flat” color schemes where you can’t even tell where one UI element ends and the other begins.

Infinite scroll instead of pagination.

He’ll have to show us his Earth certificate, though.

Some species of ants invade neighboring colonies and carry away larva to work as slaves.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slave-making_ant

Stares in Care Bear

Generally it will work on any mortal except dwarves.

You could write to Microsoft and they would mail you a CD with SP2 on it for free.

If a motorcycle has to be ear-splittingly loud for “safety”, then it’s too dangerous to be road legal.

I was taught that the point of a thank you note is to get your name in front of them one more time. It’s a form of advertising; they might have done 5 interviews that day, 5 the previous day, and have 5 more scheduled for tomorrow. You want them to remember you over the next person who has the same qualifications.

Pretty sure she’s flipping me off.

I am tired of lies.

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?

Fun fact: One of Jonathan Frakes’ first jobs in show biz was dressing up as Captain America at comic book conventions.