we need :admiral-ackbar:

I’m imagining a slapstick comedy sketch where the french are in New York asking hon hon where is le gold? and the yanks scramble to come up with shitty alternatives and distractions like you can have some of our cheese reserves, you people love le fromage, right? If you think about it it’s kind of like edible gold, haha! No? Uhh, we can’t access the gold right now, Fort Knox is undergoing renovations. There’s a bedbug infestation, you can’t go in there and see.