That’s my secret, Cap. I’m always pooping. (I have a colostomy bag)

Damn what’s she get out of that, I wonder

Being called Toots by everybody because, you may be blind, but that’s what your name is

Justin Turdeau

Felinids are absolutely a legitimate route but what I’ve settled on is: due to a translation error(?) they have concluded the kawaii aesthetic is the pinnacle of humanity, “there is no kawaii in flesh, only banality.” To which end they still replace their bodies enough that all but the most orthodox members of the Cult Mechanicus see them as legitimate, though the Ecclesiarchy probably isn’t huge on them, and I’m sure the Black Templars aren’t fans but the Templars can honestly suck a lemon

Important update: Nyadeptus Mechaneko

No question

Hen lays eggies

I haven’t farted in nearly a decade. Not from my butt anyway, (it’s not connected to anything)

It’s also worth considering if those boogs are just gonna be thrown away–even if it’s not strictly consensual or outright goes against the wishes of the producer, I go back and forth on whether it’s ethical to consume a discarded, or “dumpster” booger

Depends–I maintain eating any part of a millionaire is vegan, but a normal person has to consent to giving you their boogs for them to be vegan. Most non-human animals can’t consent, except like parrots and magpies, but I’m not sure they even make boogs, (I don’t know much about avian respiration)

I’ll have to ask my husband when he wakes up

The Illegal Dissolution of Bureaucrat@Hexbear.Net by the Coward Robert Ford

Needs an animal product CW for all that BEEF

They’re fun, and really easy to put together if you’re used to Games Workshop’s kits! Warhammer youtube seems to have “discovered” it lately, it’s pretty interesting to watch people new to its applications of techniques but very experienced with the techniques theirselves, as someone who made the opposite jump from gunpla to Warhammer

Thanks! Yeah it’s a really cool look, gunpla tennnnds to like painting the parts before assembly unless you’re gluing them into a pose and it’s a good futuristic gunmetal. I’m trying to decide if it’ll look better as the English ships’ buff-and-black, or if I wanna base it on a Royal Naval uniform. That’s also very much the “Gundam protagonist suit” color scheme though and I don’t know if I wanna be that obvious with it

So! At the moment it’s just Mobile Suit Skirmish counting the HG kits (~5", usually) as 1/56 instead of 1/144, and adding rules for sailing ships and better rules for infantry. I need to do a bunch of balancing and tweaking though. But! Actually building something I’m excited about gets me in the state of mind to do that and to write the accompanying story, and all the research both those things entail

Furthermore, the existence of the man in the yellow hat implies the existence of a curious little monkey he keeps as a pet

That is something I hadn’t considered and will take under advisement

Oh the players were all fine, just some of their characters objected. Some didn’t! There is utility in having a cat case the joint