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diabetic_porcupine
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Cake day: December 16th, 2025
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Car go vroom vroom?
Ughh nooooo buddyyyyy…
Car go brrrruuummmbrblbrblbrblbrbl,
You feeling alright man?
Edit: how the fuck do you add a new line on mobile
1·2 days agoI saw dust and then I clooose myyy eyyyyesss
5·10 days agoSorry we killed you. Here’s $6,000!
🫚oops sorry that’s my ginger root. It must have fallen out of my ass while I was figging.
Hey we said you get 30 minutes we never said consecutive… I bet you have like a bank of stored minutes and they continue expiring while you’re not listening. So legally you get the full 30 minutes…. Just not when you expected to.
