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  • dilltome_irl@lemmy.worldme🥤irl
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    1 year ago

    Last night at the grocery store I saw 2 for $1 small hass avocados and nearly fell over dead. I am now retired, independently wealthy, and bought 4 homes. 3 to live in and 1 to rent to the suckers who missed the deal.









  • dilltoGoogle@lemmy.worldHow dumb can you get?
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    1 year ago

    ummm Ackwtewely this is a feature because…

    Nah. Fuck that.
    If I want to wake up early on Tuesday next week what I need is an alarm that morning. A human would understand the prompt and do it correctly, a computer assistant should be able to do exactly the same.