maybe they were really ahead of their time and big Balatro fans

There’s definitely some Æon Flux fans lurking around here.

pfft what do I look like, made of money?

hang out on this godforsaken site for long enough and you’ll see some users still trying to make þ happen.

Terrible news champ, when you cut jeans into shorts length you create jorts.

Here’s a helpful tutorial to illustrate my point.

yuuuuup.

Finally got up to 20c after many months of 10c weather. While it’s wonderful to go out in shorts and skirts again, I was sweating when I woke up this morning. Sadly time to move the big heavy blanket into the closet.

okay but are those jorts underneath the dress?

I get wearing some shorts underneath for safety, believe me. I remember being a smol femboy insecure about my body and posture. but jorts? jorts‽

Idk my head game is p strong. I bet I could cycle through each group of four in 5 minutes.

Maybe put some porn or something on in the background for the guys so I’m not trying to work them up from nothing.

My biggest worry would honestly just be food and water. I’m a prissy bitch when I haven’t eaten and idk if horny me is strong enough to power through. If anything would stop me from getting through all thousand in 24 hours, it’d probably be the french fry break.

Not with that attitude!

I could probably suck a thousand cocks in a day. Maybe get a few of them with just hjs.

he still tours, the shows are pretty great. Lotta time spent on costuming and effects.

I think if we’re going to get any illumination as to why the Higashi have taken this route, it’s going to have to come from the parents. Maybe they were both in the know, or figured something out. Maybe there’s some true darkness at the Higashi core. I mean, there’s eventually going to need to be something justifying Asa’s massacre if we’re ever meant to take her seriously as a sympathetic character, right?

Yeah it’s a pretty baffling plan from Higashi Village. It seems like they were trying to engineer situations where the twins get murdered so that they could awaken their powers but…why do that? why do it in such a hostile way? you’ve been generally successful at indoctrinating them, just don’t reveal that returning doesn’t have a 100% success rate and convince them it’s their destiny or w/e, maybe train them a little bit as well.

Higashi’s motivations just seem pointlessly evil for the sake of being evil. If the goal was to control two superpowered twins, I feel like there was a much more elegant solution.

I have distinct memories of being able to kill in Subnautica 1 though. Sure, they never give you a gun, but they do give you a giant mecha with a grappling hook and a drill arm. It can be a lot of fun to hook onto a Leviathan and drill them to death. Are they going all in on making the creatures immortal this time?

wtf are women’s cheetos? we out here gendering cheetos now?

whew, thankfully 2 times 0 is still 0

hah jokes on you, I dropped my cs program. I’m a psychologist who dresses like that.

It’s like a mind virus, once you watch it you start to see it everywhere

I think anyone who seriously wants to defend society as we know it needs to have their brain examined. Studying it could help us prevent future generations from becoming so stupid.

just a subset of skirt

It’s only fascism if you’re playing as one of the Axis powers, otherwise it’s sparkling autocracy.