drowns [he/him]

if we can’t preserve this planet we don’t deserve to go to a new one. We are the origin story of the sci-fi trope of an alien race that just goes planet to planet stripping resources and leaving.

The Rizzler would be a platonic particular… the Rizz itself is the platonic ideal.

Legos

Old millennial and I loved playing Altered Beast and Golden Axe… later I really liked the x-men side scroller… always played as Jubilee.

Let’s be real, the Israeli tourist drew that themselves to cry about. They are the undisputed world champs of self victimization, there is no shot they didn’t do it themselves.

you gotta hand it to him

WE DO its disgusting… I swear sometimes I take my shoes off and find another pair of shoes under them… and a bowl of unseasoned egg salad in my hand… whiteness is a disease

Technically he looks like Paul Bearer… the Undertakers ring manager.

he looks worse every video, hatred really is a disease

I wish they made the biblical plague flavor Oreos in the small packages of like 6 cookies. I don’t have the will power to have a whole pack of these in the house but id love to taste the product of our endless suffering.

It’s probably just vice signaling. He would be terrified to actually approach a homeless person.

look ive made 100 winter coats and it took totally different amounts of linen every time I did it. Now I have all these coats and I don’t think I learned theory at all.

I want to snuggle the giant small lizard

officer fitness standards don’t mandate being able to climb a ladder

you forced me to read this in tuckers voice… this is violence

This is Germany if the soviets hadn’t generously split it with western dogs

Black Ops Cold War had this as a DLC gun. Always thought it was silly using it in a conventional land based gun fight… it did handle horribly though so maybe accurate?

Mr. Bonaroo…

paying your bills and feeding your family shouldnt’ be dependent on fucking tips. People regularly don’t tip just because they are dumb fuck lead poisoned assholes.

put down the lathe of heaven right now… im gonna see this exact comment in a Facebook screenshot at some point this year.