Started dating right after 9/11, not married until 2014. Still together.

I installed gopher on a whim recently on a linux box and was surprised by the amount of recent activity. Felt like I was back in the early 90s

Well, I’m glad you don’t work in a KPI dashboard metric chasing IT hellscape! But, if you did, you’d realize that someone voluntarily taking an SLA breaching ticket is better than 2, maybe 3, good orgasms lol.

And, if the SLA has already been exceeded…