“Ribbed for Xtra pleasure”…

That’s when his owner starts yanking on his leash and tells him to speak.

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lol Cranberry-Lemon University

Well she thinks, she can’t tell herself.

In case you’re still looking for someone to give you permission - that’s not me. They’re not made to support anything but the lid and contain the water. Even if you were to stand on the edges of the bowl you’d have a big risk - the bowl always expects an adult to have both feet on the floor and therefore much less than a full adult’s weight.

Don’t be so positive.

Yeah. There’s like a list. I’m basically a cautionary tale: greatest hits.

I like my toast how I like my penii… raw, dry, white and flaccid.

Sweetie, my first time - the cows were milked by Hasidic monks in the silvery light of the moon at Sumer solstice and churned by the feet of Buzz’s tarantula, dancing the tarantella while listening to the music of John Candy’s polka band in the U-Haul that brought Catherine O’Hara home to Kevin in the eternal classic Midnight Cowboy; launching Jason Bateman’s acting career.

Edit: his bro’s name was Buzz…

Fuck that’s a sexy image of toast… and butter. I’m in!

I think you mean “Ostehøvel”

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The logo on their chests is a US Space Force Logo, perhaps it’s an ICE parallel as he’s an illegal “alien” and their job is kinda like ICE but for space? Edit: also getting a little vibe of the torture/humiliation video that came out from Gitmo where the soldiers were enjoying themselves, and even a bit of the hostage videos that come out where they make the captive say how well they’re being treated etc.

Sorry man, that’s freaky. Dude sounds unhinged. What info do you have on him from Facebook? The info he says he has on you - how much did he actually prove by stating it? Could be that he just got the minimum info and is making the most of it to make it sound like he knows a lot more.

When you spoke to him, what kind of accent did he have? Did he sound local?

Can I ask how you know it was him calling your wife? How were you guys able to block his number without being able to view it?

It’s his right arm as he leans on her chair.

Surely Anon is gonna show up to make a point about this. Some conservative politicians from red states are going to have their viewing preferences outed. Hopefully there is enough kink in their web history to embarrass them into rolling back these draconian attempts to control the populace. The few who have a staffer who’s shown them how to use a vpn will be exposed as hypocrites (not that their constituents will care) “vpn for me, not for thee”. I can’t imagine another group of people who probably have more controversial viewing tastes than conservative politicians. For all I know they’ll get off on having their kinks exposed, let’s find out.

The story within the book or the personality of the character?

And you’re gonna screw something else up tonight so prepare for kamikaze dive bombs in your sleep!

I love this about Lemmy - this convo was nearly 3 weeks ago - and you seem to have just found it and commented. People still engage on stuff even if it’s not brand new. I like it here.

For the dolphins (porpoises) of this conversation are we taking a cat as being more or less cunning, intelligent and conniving than a toddler?