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Good to know on the greasing, thx

I must know more, any specifics you can remember?

You can get the Murican pancakes about an inch thick if you keep the batter thicker (and/or let it sit for a few extra mins). That’s where it’s at

To get Japanese thicc pancakes you gotta work, that’s whipped egg white terroritory

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Clearly disinfo, where’s the thicc pancakes??

I mean the bar graph says it all

That is so hilarious

For context this is referencing this post https://piefed.blahaj.zone/post/232347/ which apparently started beef I did not know about and was blissfully unawares until sad detective man told me several months later that it started beef and then I felt bad until he fashioned this accord and now I can sleep soundly at night again

This is fantastic go forth and shitpost cryptically

You deserve some extra smugness, I didn’t make this, I only hunt and gather - haven’t advanced to growing memes yet. Your version just reminded me of it so I slammed it :)

Check dat sleep apnea, study can tell you or latest Apple Watch claims to tell you too. If you sleep on your back try side/tumtum, avoids it better. Snoring is usually indicative of sleep apnea. Sleep apnea is your body lowkey suffocating and trying not to die, it’s a fight and your body ain’t good at fighting it. Info dump cause sleep apnea is bad for your heart, and you need it for stuff and things

Gib recipe that beats out Krusteaz buttermilk, cause I want to but I just can’t pull it

I’ve acquired buttermilk powder thinking that was the missing magicks, but my first shot just wasn’t it

🅱️ruh that’s ducked up, try antihistmemes H 1 and 2 (H1 allergy: Loratadine; H2 tum tum: Famotidine) at the same time next time you’re going into a sitch that causes the welts. They’ll reduce select inflammation that might cover whatever the fuck that is 🤷‍♀️ seems long covid inflammation is related to H1/H2 receptors often

Be wary H1 haves have major side effects, some (Zyrtec, Allegra) are addictive and you’ll have withdrawal symptoms. Loratadine/Claratin might make you depressed. All gen 1 will bulldoze your brain, light af touch with them.

Fun fact, the shongles vax is also linked to lowering dementia risk https://www.nature.com/articles/s41586-025-08800-x

Clearly due to shongles causing dementia, thus not getting shongles reduces your chance of dementia! Dementia is likely often brain inflammation, so shongles just cooks ya gourd. Super cool thanks virus

Edit; Even cooler, for shongles vax to reduce the risk of heart disease that also has to mean that shongles causes heart inflammation. Super cool super cool, covid causes heart inflammation and you’re at risk for heart issues at least 9 months out from an infection (maybe life, could be perma organ damage sometimes, again very cool viri) I do not like that so many viri apparently do this

this is hilarious

Not necessarily a joke, just a cheeky way of calling for the reunification of Ireland

I’m sure Sean O’Brien was a union man in more ways than one