Offer a draw. If they don’t take the draw, throw catnip at row 8 and hope for the best.

OK, I like that one. At first, I thought we had to underpromote to rook and then castle somehow, but this isn’t !AnarchyChess@sopuli.xyz .

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The best I could get was a draw.

If you haven’t played Threes!, do yourself a favor and try it. 2048 is a soulless clone.

Me too. I would say Pac-Man or Galaga, but Super Mario Bros. 1 is the oldest one where I’ll sit down and dig into it for a while. 40 years later, the character’s weight and momentum make it feel better than plenty of modern games.

Found it on Getty Images. Oh no, that’s Dr. Oz kneeling over the guy, too. I keep forgetting that snake oil salesman has a job in the White House.

Good point, yeah. I wonder if I should be saying Trump is the only government official in the US ever to be impeached twice. It includes every president, vice president, federal official, state governor, or state judicial official that there’s ever been in the US. That’s probably more accurate.

Here’s the writer’s Bluesky version of this post.

That last bit though, that he’s the only US President to be impeached twice, is too narrow. Of all the hundreds of millions of people who have ever been US citizens in the past 250 years, Trump is the only US citizen to ever be impeached twice.