The human equivalent of furries with faux tail anal plugs.
The human equivalent of furries with faux tail anal plugs.
Isn’t this the plot of Idiocracy?
Lady asked to be painted like a French poodle?
It can’t be. Neal Degrasse Tyson said the night sky was historically inaccurate for that period. /s


The name alone when I saw an ad made me cringe.
Are the sequels worth watching?

Has he been tested for schizophrenia? I am legitimately curious because he has written books about these people.


Well they have to be convicted first.


I’m not even in a relationship and I tell people to get out.


Ever considered getting into phallic object detection?


I like how Fortnite is part of this.
It was formerly a military barracks I think, before that.

What is Young Republicans?
Is the Internet warm?
Something, something… Rick Sanchez is probably horny?
The original said the code is compiling.
Is it? Be real. Did you really think this would be decent?


Next you’ll hear they need to subscribe to the battle pass for new games they wish to own the IP for.
They honestly lost me with the fitness platform they were developing with the hardware they tried launching before they got bought by Fitbit.
I’m too baked into my Apple Watch to use a Pebble today. I don’t have any of my old watches. I would not mind a circular Apple Watch. I loved the Pebble Round.