There is a whole fictional language in the game.

I’ve lived my entire life reading about this in Masters of Doom but never seeming a single screenshot.

Some of these look familiar but I have no idea what any of these are.

I still remember the days when Google required you know how to program in C to purchase one. No idea if they had a test.

They honestly lost me with the fitness platform they were developing with the hardware they tried launching before they got bought by Fitbit.

I’m too baked into my Apple Watch to use a Pebble today. I don’t have any of my old watches. I would not mind a circular Apple Watch. I loved the Pebble Round.

The human equivalent of furries with faux tail anal plugs.

Isn’t this the plot of Idiocracy?

Lady asked to be painted like a French poodle?

It can’t be. Neal Degrasse Tyson said the night sky was historically inaccurate for that period. /s

The name alone when I saw an ad made me cringe.

Are the sequels worth watching?

Has he been tested for schizophrenia? I am legitimately curious because he has written books about these people.

Well they have to be convicted first.

I’m not even in a relationship and I tell people to get out.

Ever considered getting into phallic object detection?

I like how Fortnite is part of this.

It was formerly a military barracks I think, before that.

What is Young Republicans?

Is the Internet warm?