hotspur [he/him]

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Cake day: July 29th, 2020

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  • Mmm I don’t hate cats, have had them all my life. But also they are cute furry autistic predators/psychopaths that don’t really care that much whether I approve of them or not. They evolved their yowl to include sounds like a human baby to better manipulate subconscious human behavior and they have parasites in their crap that makes infected humans want to take care of them… Whereas my dog checks up on me all day and seems to care very much what I think of her, which I find endearing. Granted dogs also have weird evolved stuff like “facial expressions” that they use to manipulate humans.

    But kitties win hands down for cute companions that are mostly easy to care for, no question.















  • I had ghost peppers one year—never could figure out what to do with them, so just left them on the plant and let the whole thing die, and presumably, compost over the winter. Next spring I go out with a string trimmer to tidy up around the veggie garden. Two minutes later I hear my wife, and then my neighbor start sneezing and coughing 25 feet away. Turns out that stuff was still potent and I aerosolized it. Later I read that people in India grew them, but as pest repellant; they would smear them, carefully, on fences to try and keep elephants out of their crops…