I remember reading an article about hospitals in India having a real issue with monkeys. They would run wild in the hospitals and steal stuff. One of the solutions they found was to bring in a larger primate called a langur, real nasty piece of work that likes killing smaller monkeys and is territorial and set it up in the hospital with food and treats to its hearts desire, and the langur would chase all the other monkeys out. So basically larger monkey security guard.
Precisely.
Was gonna say, if this were true, would raise Massies profile, not lower it. Repub sickos have been thirsting after these two for years anyway, would this scenario realize one of their deep pathological fantasies?
Kliban stays relevant. Need to digitize all my faves.
Older siblings of controlling parents LOL. But yeah agreed.
Hahaha was going to say similar. If there’s a gen that gets shit on for “failing” its Gen X the “slacker” gen, and the fact that we jump straight from boomer to millennial sorta highlights that. No shade on the Gen X’s. Anything people say a generation failed at is not realistically that cohorts fault, just like millennials spanning the end of growth, 9/11 forever wars and multiple financial debacles isn’t our fault.
Also everything is still being run by boomers, so it’s still their fault and until they die off it’ll stay that way. I guess some of the evil billionaires are technically Gen X, but whatever. The country aint being run my millennials yet.
Yeah, he seemed like a genuinely good human, and I always enjoyed watching him in whatever he was in. o7 Sam, and RIP.
Hehe. “Chat, is Mitch alive or am I capping?”
Yeah like fitness goths. You can be undead, plus maybe tweak flow rate to optimize oxygen delivery or something.
Yeah this is absolutely true. And I allow that he totally could be just fine. I mean how long did fucking Chaney live, he had no pulse for years because of continuous heart device, multiple transplants.
Anyway entirely possible he’s alive, or was out for a while and just woke up. BUT they were super weird about it, said basically nothing and then put this out, and nothing about it couldn’t be easily faked now by an idiot with an ai subscription.
Not sure what would have been more compelling to be honest, just don’t trust anything these fuckers say at this point. The entire system has adapted to just straight lying at all times, telling the truth would actually be a remarkable occurrence…
Alternatively, I like the narratives people are putting out about Lindsey Graham being sacrificed/leeched to restore MxConnell, that fits well in out hyper reality.
Mmm I’m still not buying. Nothing about this couldn’t be made by ai and sent by staffers as a veneer of officialness. Not like cnn is a credible source of truth on anything.
They can still have him die later in rehab with no issue.
Need a few more verifications from other people that are not related to this issue.
Is this a new round of allegations about assasinatuon? Because I thought there was already a round or reporting that bibi used this to get trump to do the thing in the first place back in January and February?
Probably a mix of both, but definitely think that our society rewards anti-social behaviors when you go big on them, and also if your desire is to be a nazi pedo, the safest way to achieve your dream is to pursue vast power so that no one can hold you accountable…. I think the basic might makes right foundation of right thinking selects for this also.
So like if you have the flu, you have to go out in public and expose other people to get your paper signed? Was gonna say something about a doctors lobby, but Germany must have some variation of public healthcare, so this would just make it worse and more over burdened (maybe this is the idea, secondary to disciplining labor)
The design of stage visually is horrendous. Like McDonald’s Golden Arches with purple construction paper backdrop, and the hilariously bland and tiny “US” in the back. It’s like everyone involved knows this is a sham, and they’re also incompetent. Who even wants this other than Trump (Does he actually want this even? Eros he even know what he wants ever?)
Sanctioning relief might be more valuable… if the Iranians could at all trust that said relief would happen and not be reverted in 3 months. Whereas establishing a toll system in Hormuz is something they can control and enforce, and the longer it goes on the more solid Iran’s position of “ownership” of the strait is, as well as their regional dominance.
No reason they can’t have both ultimately… the western system is pretty close to the edge/minimums and Iran seems capable of withstanding hardship, after all they’ve already been doing that for decades. If I was them I wouldn’t budge on the Hormuz thing and keep starving the market of oil and derivatives until Trump admin just accepts terms. But also I’m safe far away and there may be other factors that Iran factors on a decision like this.
Yeah that seems more realistic. Newsome is the only Dem like that with national standing and the profile at that level. Just can’t believe Kamala would even make motions about running, such a joke.
Pritzker could be also, but I feel like newsome is better known and “more presidential” looking, I guess.
Hahaha LLMS are so helpful. Yeah whatever I read was definitely a long time back, so entirely possible I misremembered some details. I thought I remembered that the hospital staff didnt want to kill the monkeys themselves, religion or protected status maybe, so having the other monkey chase them off was preferable. Also langurs have some amazing faces.