too soon

I grew up similar and I never learned to clean properly. Still can’t figure it out today. It’s embarrassing

I also have no snark. Israel will claim they did it to themselves

Who tf can afford to eat at McDonalds, have you seen their prices lately?

Sugar

Milk

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Water

Water

Did I get that right?

Inflation can be defeated on shelter and food completely by simply sleeping in a Walmart parking lot and foraging for food out of dumpsters. I am very smart.

But it will be way funnier if Trump wins

here they come with their pronouns and big emojis. Tankies, all of 'em

I’ve been away a couple of days, did the federation happen? Also, lmao

I have a google alert for “kissinger dead” but false alarms every day, getting my hopes up for nothing ⏱️ any day now, my body is READY

dirt owl is best owl ask anybody here

It’s so bizarre to me bc I don’t think of them NEARLY as much as they apparently think of us

sit the baby down (you might have to help with this) and simply explain slowly and clearly until they understand. this approach may take some time though

also what a super cute baby you have!

It looks good but it’s definitely shit, trust

I don’t understand a word (except yes) butttt that song was a total bop and it makes me proud of my country Bulgaria

I work in retail and you could look me dead in my eyes while stuffing a laptop down your sweats and I wouldn’t see shit

interesting, I was wondering if there was a way to find this

The existence of the middle class with many wealthy means you have to have a lot of people in poverty. If not liking that makes me left wing then so be it

how tf are you not American. everyone on the internet is american

yes ing has always worked in the past