I love how the CEO level reads like an Epstein email lmao

As always, the numbers don’t lie — the people do. And worse, we encounter all this with essentially the same brain as the humans who lit the first spark.

lol. lmao, even

Hey man, someone’s gotta learn VBA! It’ll probably outlive both of us, if Microsoft keeps it around in any capacity.

The rest of the 8 billion human beings on plate earth:

We can only hope.

…Who is getting payed shit wages for the privilege of having that job

And what if you actually wipe your ass? What are you then? just an asshole?

Society would be categorically better if this were achieved.

“I’m no two-bit wh*re!”

“How about three bits?”

If you’re on the US like me, it’ll take you and I out with it. Worth it in the long-run, of course, but as always, we hardly ever gain anything when wealthy win, but boy are we made to suffer when they lose.

As someone else said, more succinctly: privatize the profits, socialize the losses.

Wow, with the cock and the balls! What a steal!

Plot twist: the chud is the boss’ son

Yeah, that paragraph is where I stopped reading lol

Blog post aside, NixOS is fantastic. Once you get the Nix DSL down, it makes everything so smooth once you know how to configure your system. The learning curve for me came not from the packages, but learning how to set up system/program configurations using configuration.nix, instead of the standard config files. But once you get that down, you can rebuild essentially the exact same system from a single file. I use it for my worker nodes on my server cluster, and it makes setup of new nodes a dream. Definitely recommend.

“Jones Barbecue & Foot Massage” type beat

Guix is such a cool idea, but Nix accomplishes essentially the same thing, and the syntax is much more accessible in a post-JavaScript world. Most programmers nowadays aren’t that familiar with Lisp-like syntax, for better or worse.

Another Hong Minhee banger

Hmm, this sounds like it could be solved by tweaking the systemd unit file for libinput-gestures. It’s better not to have the service wait a set amount of time (what if that amount of time isn’t enough?), but to depend on the this it is supposed to start after. My guess is you’ll need to do do the following:

1. Find the name of the service that starts your compositor.

2. In libinput-gestures.service, add a line under the [Unit] heading that starts with Wants= and then has the name of the compositor service.

I can’t guarantee that’ll address your issue, but it might help.

As mentioned elsewhere, this is appropriate for anyone doing database administration, because DB writes should always be a trans action.

But that, of course, is too crass for the Internet. Glad they kept it safe.