yay, drunk driving and no seatbelt for a double ‘fuck myself and everyone else’ combo

literal embodiment of ‘:D’

haha same, i just also need no feelings, serial killer coding, tight clothing and a scrappy-doo physique! i’ve already weirdly veiny so that’s vascularity checked off - i’m basically already there

hard cycling will yes - power requires thicc muscles, so interval training etc. is very good at growing your legs

literally cracked

fuck your bear trap, that strawberry is MINE. hyperdashes through it at 200 km/h

pls stop speaking