And once they’re there, declare victory and pull out, leaving the Europeans and Asians to solve the mess he created.

Correction: not help to reopen the strait of Hormuz, but help in taking out Iranian positions along the shore, clearing mines and countering incoming drones and missiles. In other words, to join in the war against Iran.

Conspiracy theory? It’s not, it’s absolutely true. But they left out the bit about the quasi-alliance between big tech and right-wing extremists.

Tech bro’s want to keep their revenue streams, techno-fascists want to remove privacy barriers that stop them from training AI with your personal data and actual fascists want to crack down on public speech and dissidents.

The political right in both the US and EU are continuously working to remove privacy and surveillance restrictions under the auspices of free markets and innovation.

Aw, all those hard earned American tax dollars…

But lets also appreciate the fact that, after all the sh*t they’ve been through, millions of Iranians are now on the run for American bombs, at least as many have been impoverished and several thousands of people are either dead or mourning their loved ones.

On top of that, people all around the globe are now seeing their livelihoods threatened because of ridiculous fuel prices and trade disruptions, while Americans themselves couldn’t give two sh*ts about the suffering they’ve caused

So get f%*#ed, America…