clamps shut on dick

Error: cannot release penis. Out of cyan.

looks like something some elvish jewellery merchant made

Worked at a jewelers for a while years ago. If that’s the vibe you’re going for I’d suggest a moss agate:

Affect is an action and effect just exists is how I always remembered it.

Be careful or you’re gonna end up fighting Spiderman.

Those shitty old tiger hand holds kind of worked like that.

I miss stumbleupon. Was a great way to find random niche stuff like that back in the day.