oof ow my bones why do my bones hurt?

–a man sipping from a bottle labeled “bone hurting juice”

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Gemini helps a guy increase his google cloud bill 18x

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46378065

Our physics department had a coffee table in the lobby piled up with the most recent batch of unsolicited kook manuscripts, which might count

Slop can never win, even at being slop. Best they can do is sloppy seconds.

Follows the AdjectiveAnimal template. Im sold!

This is a banger of a metaphor

In the future, I’m going to add “at scale” to the end of all my fortune cookies.

Before: You were eaten by a grue.

After: Oops, All Grues!

Throw in the rust evangelism and you have a techtakes turducken

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Watching this guy fall apart as he’s been left behind has sure been something.

Ask HN: Can you patent prompts?

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=46365116

The stakhanov we have at home

Be careful my pal says the engines tend to fall off!

I’m holding out for the Lockheed-branded Atari Lynx clone thats made from surplus R9X knife missile parts.

A rare W for the Tennessee General Assembly:

https://www.wkrn.com/news/tennessee-politics/bill-targets-ai-hurt-manipulate/

New conspiracy theory: Posadist aliens have developed a virus that targets CEOs and makes them hate money.

Boilermakers gonna boil water i guess

be elon musk

binge ket, adderall, and ST: Voyager one weekend

burst into monday morning SpaceX board meeting after 3 nights of no sleep

crash into table

get a nasty wound on scalp

it’s bleeding pretty bad

stand atop board room table and shout “We must RETVRN TO AMPHIVIAN”

also we’re naming the next crew Dragon capsule “Admiral Janeway”

everybody claps