I’m a little teapot 🫖
Some riff on the 1800s circular design or something, they took liberties
If I’m still breathing, keep going
I should have fed it through the compressor a few more times
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Repeat after me, RAID is not a backup
You can also cut it into 2½-3in sided squares and have a convenient supply of toilet paper. Just don’t flush it down the toilet, even your plumbing doesn’t want it.

Well, yeah, no shit - that’s how tariffs work


Ah yes, the rural broadband upgrade we’ve paid for since the late 90s is now extraneous. Just go ahead and keep those tens or hundreds of billions, we didn’t need anything in exchange for them anyway.
God I can’t believe how fucking stupid Republican voters are.
Maybe the sand is hot? It’s a situational decision.
In case you don’t want it in your ass?


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Mostly just EU consumer protections and ease of warranty service. If you buy in the EU you should get the standard 2y consumer electronics warranty but only 1y in NA. Verifiy that you can actually get a deck in france, apparently availability is spotty. Typically warranties are handled where you bought the item too, so if you ever need to make a warranty claim you might have to send the deck to Canada if you buy it before you leave.

Now hear me out, I have a modest proposal…
Also announced, anything that isn’t okay is going to be burned or sent to the concentration camps
🫡 thank you for your service


A big part of why Trump went full retard on Canada was that they declared the freedom convoy idiots domestic terrorists, which opened up anyone in the money pipeline that supported them to international asset freeze or seizure. Coincidentally a lot of that money came through right wing groups in the US that also funded US politicians and regressive activism.


You could probably build a lookalike using an ultrasonic vaporizer. Just fire it up and have it emit a puff of vapor on command.
Check my post history, I make this exact post every October because it hasn’t ceased to be relevant in years