“Weißt du was das für ein Aufwand ist? Und wo soll man überhaupt die ganzen Steuerprüfer herbekommen bei dem Fachkräftemangel? Das macht man nicht mal so eben nebenher!”

Irgendwie so hat irgendwer aus der neuen Bundesregierung irgendwo zuletzt auf diese Frage geantwortet…

Nur, wenn sie eine zweite Zutat enthalten… Ach nein, dann wären es Heterosalate… Ohje, so ganz habe ich den Gedanken wohl nicht zuende gedacht.

Homosalat 😬😃

To be honest software development and archaeology have a lot in common.

In Germany we call you a “Mädchen für alles”

Just ever so slightly losing grip on wet tarmac while taking a bend a little bit too fast and in your head you’re chanting “Lean, don’t break! Lean, don’t break!” to yourself…

I envy you…

My five-year old would LOVE this!!!

Which browser did you switch to?

Moreover, he always seemed to be the one with the greatest environmental awareness among the entire TopGear team.

Which means you have to check each and every formula and we all now how difficult it is to read and understand excel formulas we didn’t write ourselves…

Kinda off-topic but I have a Rotring fountain pen that looks nice but writing with it is really a sad experience…

Okay you got a point. Luckily I don’t have to do lots of math on paper in my day to day life.

Who writes with a pencil? Drawing… Okay… But writing is what fountain pens are for.

NP++ is great but sometimes you want something even more minimal… I for example hate NP++'s icon toolbar and it’s cluttered menu bar and would never use it even though I acknowledge that it’s a great tool (just not for me).

Classic notepad.exe with basic syntax highlighting would be amazing…

Is it though? I thought we just had different regional names but we generelly agree that Pfannkuchen are the big flat ones and Pancakes are the small thick ones.

Those lunatics in Berlin though…

Also you generally only need to when you’re sick more than 2 days.

This, of course, depends on the contract you have with your employer.

There are contracts that require you to present a sick note on your first sick day and contracts that require it on third or even fourth day and anything between…

German income tax works the same and most Germans get it wrong too. It’s really infuriating.

German’s my first language and I am kinda proficient in english but I never realized that the english numbers 13 to 19 work like like ours…

Boy never in my life I would have thought about political refugees coming from the US to Germany.

Yesterday someone said to me that we’re living in a South Park episode that became reality… I think he’s right…