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Cake day: April 25th, 2026

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  • Good step, hope they are honest.

    Bc really man they make tone of excuses to monitor us, even monitor our kids, boy if I want to protect my kid I’ll do it myself by not giving them a phone at that age!

    In the next decade, they’ll probably put robots in our houses and charge us for saying the f-word just bc they announced a new mighty law of ‘utopia!’, we’ll then be invaded by aliens for them to return the world balance and be gone again as myths in history ;-;


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  • Bruh screw android and its updates, it fucked up and it keeps getting worse, its updates are very occasional, at least if they were worthy then fine i’m with ya, but no, they are just junk, they slow down my phone and are many times buggy; it keep restricting users and developers under the term of ‘security’, go fuck ur security, I know what I’m doing, either gimme full control over my property or fuck off. This is MA phone NOT urs!

    When I get a new phone, I’ll either find a way to get an old android version like v10, or just find another system.