spudnik [he/him, they/them]

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Tom from Trillbillies is fond of “couldn’t organize a late night run to Taco Bell” if you’re looking for more and haven’t heard that one yet

Me too, and also if I’m on the phone to my family or friends from home I apparently code switch back to having a slight accent

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boustrophedon

The ancient Greeks agree!

The information I needed from the lovely Dr. Partner: are we going to make beef stroganoff tonight?

The text I sent: “Are you still planning on strokin’ off some beef tonight?” Kinda proud of that one, despite being juvenile and extremely low hanging fruit

One of the world’s greatest feelings, hell yeah

Love to see Chad continue to live up to its name

Tainted Love takes on a whole new meaning lol

It never really struck me that way with any consistency, but it definitely felt pretty millennial from time to time

All the bars actually had “BRIBE” engraved on them. Otherwise it’s just sparkling lobbying

Thomas Sankara was a guitarist and also wrote the national anthem for Burkina Faso, that might be as close as we’ve gotten so far