Hello yes officer, I’d like to both turn myself in and be pinned down for resisting arrest if possible…

I don’t tell on her, she doesn’t tell on me…

“I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me” - literally anyone seeing a pregnant loli for the first time…

I’m gonna go plant some trees… Happy Belated Arbor Day!!!

“I’d shake your hand, but I can see you’ve been busy keeping the internet clean…”

Who would ever wanna travel without their loli on their lap? 😭

I’ve never understood the IMPLICATION better…