any sort of pressure on the abdomen helps me ! i will either passively have my heavy 200lb stupid gamer laptop on me (the heat helps too lol) or if i have the means i’ll actually massage my abdomen, i think it helps improve blood flow or something? it helps!
i know this sounds insane but my solution for cramps is to lie down with heavy things on my stomach. i swear it moves things along 
oh getting zapped is definitely not fun that’s happened to me before too but i think i got genuinely electrocuted lmfao. was ordered to plug in my laptop to the end of a chain of (edit: a little over 10) surge protectors (i know.) if you’ve ever felt the feeling of one of those electric gum pranks it was kind of like that but way more…intense? felt it all the way up to my shoulder for a few seconds before i managed to break away.
i was mildly electrocuted in high school via the suggestion of a teacher to do something a little dangerous (very weird story) and it felt weird but i ended up fine and i was told explicitly not to go to the nurse. totally not sketchy at all
project coconut begins (video might be loud)
so its joever right
“hamas badges” oh jesus christ
listen to imaginal disk by magdalena bay then come back