I’ll check his stuff out lol

Straight men like rough things. Whiskey, cigars, trucks, guns, etc. Therefore when given the option of something soft and perfumed and feminine (woman) or something calloused and firm and dusty (man) to a truly straight dude the manly choice is obvious. Hairy rock hard buns? Sounds pretty damn straight to me. A pretty pink pussy and soft breasts? oh no I just almost got gay saying that.

Same in the USA…

God I love McSweeny’s.

The Babylonbee? Really?

Yes, a very common one.

One day I am going to click on one of these post and just know what it says