The wet spot on the couch should have been enough for first place…

Which is in Ethiopia

I hope they get to see some titties as consolation

This isn’t hotwife content

Got an example?

Five hours now

Portland is only a couple days away by car… 💀

Same. Also, can confirm, am jealous of those pants

Where do we apply to end up on your spreadsheet?

What a delectable ass!

That sounds like a great time. 😈

Do you two swing?

I love your content! I’m glad you made it to Lemmy

Does the pope shit in the woods?

Those hands on the last two pictures are nightmare fuel