Some of my best friends are lactose

fellatio murder!?

You want me to get you a toe? I can get you a fuckin’ toe (for market value)

Close! It’s German. Bain means Bane, Savon means upon, and Douche means Dirt, so basically it means “bane upon (your) dirt”

Am i supposed to read this manga style?

DOOM soundtrack

Holy fuck, this is good

He aged like a fine rum ham

Oh you have no idea

Edit: alas, I was hoping someone would say “what was it?” To which I would reply “oh I have no idea” but alas, here I am without any to bear witness

Be the change you want to see in this world

ok people need to be realistic. You will never get that delicious toxic Asuka-Shinji relationship. I have been a trans-inclusive misogynistic for YEARS and all I have is the hospital room scene but without Asuka

I often panic next to trans people (because why are they all so cute? flustering noises )

Iams to pet

thanks man

fuck YES gimme that windex bubbly

Phhh that’s exactly the kind of behaviour I’d expect with a user from leminal.space!

Neigh

LET THE POOPIES HIT THE FLOOR

What a rabbit plot twist