only for the tree to return as a receipt in my pocket for a pack of gum and boobie magazine ❤️ the cycle truly is complete

My personal hell - I hate ska. I never could quite pick it up pick it pick it up

Nipple, dribble

titillate in ripples

By touching teats

this covenant has tripled

I am uncomfortable, excellent work

sexual intercourse/activity

I DID IT ALL FOR THE COOKIE (YEAH)

THE COOKIE (YEAH)

SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT LOOKIE (YEAH)

AND STICK IT UP YOUR (YEAH)

It’s funny because it’s true

Man for a second I thought you were talking about punching one of them kids

I used to think I was a hot commodity in the gay community until I realized it was only the ugly old guys hitting on me. Never the hot young ones. Let me tell you, my illusions were shattered. But then I got older and the young hot ones started giving me fuck-me eyes and now my illusions are back again

one peep’s trash is another homie’s treasure

the far left, like peanut butter, is soft, but resilient and creamy. The far right, like peanut brittle, is hard, but fragile.

They ceased ceasing fire

General Grievous Diorama you sick bastard

The coupon or the kebab?

if this is true, then why am I not genocidal against people who can’t get none

Dude!

When is the tarot card merch coming out

You are putting the BRUH in brutal

bum bum bum bum bummmmmmm…

like a pregnancy scare