a real blast

orang 💀💀💀

Shat shorts

“A woman shall not wear anything that pertains to a man, nor shall a man put on a woman’s garment, for all who do so are an abomination to the LORD your God.”

Man christians gotta take the fun outta everything. What are they gonna ban next, anal!?

Edna… Big Brother Ed…

Porpsi

Serially

Some of my best friends are lactose

fellatio murder!?

You want me to get you a toe? I can get you a fuckin’ toe (for market value)

Close! It’s German. Bain means Bane, Savon means upon, and Douche means Dirt, so basically it means “bane upon (your) dirt”

Am i supposed to read this manga style?

DOOM soundtrack

Holy fuck, this is good

He aged like a fine rum ham

Oh you have no idea

Edit: alas, I was hoping someone would say “what was it?” To which I would reply “oh I have no idea” but alas, here I am without any to bear witness

Be the change you want to see in this world

ok people need to be realistic. You will never get that delicious toxic Asuka-Shinji relationship. I have been a trans-inclusive misogynistic for YEARS and all I have is the hospital room scene but without Asuka

I often panic next to trans people (because why are they all so cute? flustering noises )