I stay in hotel rooms fairly often for work. Usually I find myself keeping company with one of these damn things. Last time I hid it under a couch cushion, but I think next time its going in the toilet tank. Anyone else got any bright ideas for fun things to do with these things?
You could always highlight the more interesting stories, like the one where Lot gave an angry unruly mob his virgin daughters to rape, because he couldn’t bear the thought of two strange men having to fight off that crowd. Or the verse about “blessed is he who dashes the little ones heads on the rocks” or whatever it is. Or write a disclaimer in the front, reminding readers to not take anything written inside seriously, and to think critically while reading.
Ooh, print up some stickers with the disclaimer and carry them with you, OP!