• @DoctorNope
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    1522 days ago

    That’s stupid, humans make terribly inefficient slaves:

    • can’t see in the dark
    • can’t follow a pheromone trail
    • can’t carry more than 6 times its body weight
    • can’t eat rocks
    • can’t reproduce more than once a year
    • gets depression

    Hyper-advanced alien race, my foot. Any overlord worth its salt knows ants are far superior, and I won’t worship any cosmic entity that doesn’t.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      822 days ago

      You’d think they would at least genetically engineer away the useless tailbones in our butt which can easily be bruised if you sit wrong.