Stamets to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 months ago"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldimagemessage-square141fedilinkarrow-up1730
arrow-up1730image"Hey Google, Turn my balls off"lemmy.worldStamets to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 months agomessage-square141fedilink
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦linkfedilink183•2 months agoImagine opening a phishing link and suddenly your balls are taken hostage by a hacker
minus-square@cooopsspace@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglish41•edit-22 months ago“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.” Or worse "Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*
minus-squarerockerface 🇺🇦linkfedilink25•2 months agoEven worse “You are now on a per-boner subscription plan”
minus-square@cooopsspace@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglish4•2 months agoThey could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.
minus-square@SeekPie@lemm.eelinkfedilink12•edit-22 months agoCannot pee anymore :( (because the pee is stored in the balls)
minus-squareKokeshlinkfedilinkEnglish4•2 months agoOr someone triggers this remotely after it has been off for like 2 years. You sit on Monday morning meeting. You get up to the screen to present your new project and boom.
Imagine opening a phishing link and suddenly your balls are taken hostage by a hacker
WannaCry? No, WannaCum.
Can still cum, just no sperm 🥲
“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.”
Or worse
"Pay me 5 Bitcoin or you’ll never get an errection again.*
Even worse
“You are now on a per-boner subscription plan”
They could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.
Future kink
Cannot pee anymore :(
(because the pee is stored in the balls)
Don’t kinkshame me
Or someone triggers this remotely after it has been off for like 2 years. You sit on Monday morning meeting. You get up to the screen to present your new project and boom.