If you learned that an actor was a serial killer, who would surprise you the least? (Anthony Hopkins, Christopher Walken, Tom Cruise, and Jack Nicholson don’t count–everyone knows they’re stacking bodies somewhere)
I’m gonna say Chris Pratt. I don’t buy that harmless goofy schtick AT ALL
I bet Gwyneth Paltrow secretly uses the bones of her victims to create more rocks to put up your vagina.
I feel like she would engage in “holistic cannibalism” or something
Or she’d sideline as a holistic assassin or something.
New candle scent coming…
“This smells like my latest victim”