A clever car burglar broke into a vacant Cybertruck by popping one of the windows ajar and then peeling it wide open.
  • Infamousblt [any]English
    47•3 months ago

    You can also pee a cybertruck. You don’t even have to be a burglar you can just do it.

    • 7bicycles [he/him]English
      32•3 months ago

      I would assume if you pee on it it will short out the electric that’s all one circuit and either lock forever or open all doors. In the latter, might aswell

    • @Doombot1English
      12•3 months ago

      NOOOO YOULL MAKE IT RUST

    • heggs_bayer [none/use name]English
      4•3 months ago

      I know what your comment is trying to say, but the typo has me imagining someone having a cybertruck stuck in their urethra and needing to pee it out like a kidney stone.