• Flying SquidOP
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    512 hours ago

    I assumed Y2K ended the world since that would explain the shared hallucination of the Bush administration.

    • SolidGrue
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      Really it was Dec 21 2012 when MIT researchers observed Herbertsmithite exhibiting a quantum spin liquid behavior, and observing a new kind of magnetism for the first time. The observation caused a cascade of quantum probabilities to collapse, wherein our timeline has begun to “zipper” with the timeline for a quantum lineage of opposing spins. The two timelines will annihilate each other at the end of the Unixtime Epoch on Jan 19 2038 at 03:14:47 UTC.

      This was communicated to me by the Enonoki who built Gobekle Tepe. They telepathically influenced the jitter in my screen refresh rate and metasyntactically programmed the information into my RNA, to be unlocked as a core memory by Wifi 6 resonance.

      • Flying SquidOP
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        511 hours ago

        Of course, then there was the time that the COVID vaccine killed us all.

    • @T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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      311 hours ago

      You’re both wrong.

      “Remedial Chaos Theory” is the fourth episode of the third season of the American television series Community. The episode was written by Chris McKenna and directed by Jeff Melman. It originally aired on October 13, 2011"