• @TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee
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    71 year ago

    They see him as a means to an end.

    Like literally THE end. They want the end of the world so they can be picked up in Jesus’s AMC Pacer.

    If you don’t think he drives a Pacer, you don’t know ya scripture.

    • @TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee
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      21 year ago

      Matthew 24-30: "Then will appear the sign of the Son of Man in heaven. And then all the peoples of the earth[ a] will mourn when they see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of heaven, with a Pacer and great glory.[

      • @TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee
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        21 year ago

        Dude is a socialist. Sure they are trying to bring Him back, but they won’t be deserving of a ride when he rolls up looking for true believers and sees tax cheats, child molesters, false prophets, adulterers, greed, vanity, and idol worshipers that the Evangelists and Catholics have become.

        • FuglyDuck
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          21 year ago

          Not their version of hkm. But you’re not wrong the historic version being a socialist.

          Probably drives a VW microbus from the 70’s, though. With a surprising amount of interior space.

    • FuglyDuck
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      21 year ago

      Naw. He drives an old school lifted bronco. It’s body panels were all originally different colors, but are now universally “rust”, with flood lights, a mounted stag head, loose beer cans, truck nuts. Used condoms in the back.