@ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 11 months agoSweet tealemmy.worldimagemessage-square254fedilinkarrow-up12K
arrow-up12KimageSweet tealemmy.world@ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 11 months agomessage-square254fedilink
minus-square@ScreamingFirehawk@feddit.uklinkfedilink23•11 months agoIf I order a cup of tea, I don’t want to get a cup of hot water and a tea bag. Bloody continentals.
minus-square@sorebuttfromsitting@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilink5•11 months agowell it ain’t no PG TIPS but it will make a gallon of oddly flavored water cooked in the sun, which when chilled and enhanced with fresh lemon juice and served over ice, is dope
minus-square@DrRatso@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink11•11 months ago well it ain’t no PG TIPS but it will make a gallon of oddly flavored water Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
minus-squareFlying SquidMlinkfedilink5•11 months agoListen, you stupid machine. It tastes filthy! Here take this cup back! [He throws cup at NutriMatic] NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: If you have enjoyed the experience of this drink, why not share it with your friends? ARTHUR: Because I want to keep them! Will you try and comprehend what I’m telling you? That drink - NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: …that drink was individually tailored to meet your personal requirements for nutrition and pleasure ARTHUR: Ah! So I’m a masochist on a diet, am I?! NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: Share and enjoy. ARTHUR: Oh shut up.
If I order a cup of tea, I don’t want to get a cup of hot water and a tea bag. Bloody continentals.
FUCKIN LIPTON
THAT’S NOT TEA
well it ain’t no PG TIPS but it will make a gallon of oddly flavored water cooked in the sun, which when chilled and enhanced with fresh lemon juice and served over ice, is dope
Almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
Listen, you stupid machine. It tastes filthy! Here take this cup back!
[He throws cup at NutriMatic]
NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: If you have enjoyed the experience of this drink, why not share it with your friends?
ARTHUR: Because I want to keep them! Will you try and comprehend what I’m telling you? That drink -
NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: …that drink was individually tailored to meet your personal requirements for nutrition and pleasure
ARTHUR: Ah! So I’m a masochist on a diet, am I?!
NUTRIMATIC DRINK DISPENSER: Share and enjoy.
ARTHUR: Oh shut up.