See the link for the long-awaited mugshot

  • fiat_lux
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    5510 months ago

    I see he went with the “try to still look powerful and in charge” strategy for the mugshot. Unfortunately it just reads as “comic book villain”.

    It makes me a little disappointed it’s not set against the height chart backdrop holding a written sign like 50 cent’s mugshot, to really complete the look.

    • FuglyDuck
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      810 months ago

      What’s even funnier is that he probably wears elevator shoes to get that precious 6’3" height. That’s why he always looks like he’s hunched forward. (desantis, and puttin wear them, too.)

      couple that with the cry-eyes and the black eye… he reminds me of a yappy dog.