Hey everybody, look at mr fancy pants over here! My bags did not come with any sort of fastening device, and besides, that’s why I own a 3d printer. To solve problems like this.
(Begin infomercial acting) Narrator: Is messing with carabiners too hard sometimes? [actor fumbles with carabiner and drops it on the floor] Narrator: Does your arthritis prevent you from working those tiny little carabiners? [actor rubs their hands like they are in pain] Narrator: Do you forget to unclasp your carabiner when you finish shopping? [show shopping cart with 20+ carabiners attached] Narrator: Well fumble no more with the handy Shopping Cart Bag Holder by Figco™. [show someone happily shopping] Narrator: Act now while supplies last, only $99.99 + shipping and handling.
Is a carabiner not an easier choice? My bags came with their own.
Hey everybody, look at mr fancy pants over here! My bags did not come with any sort of fastening device, and besides, that’s why I own a 3d printer. To solve problems like this.
(Begin infomercial acting)
Narrator: Is messing with carabiners too hard sometimes?
[actor fumbles with carabiner and drops it on the floor]
Narrator: Does your arthritis prevent you from working those tiny little carabiners?
[actor rubs their hands like they are in pain]
Narrator: Do you forget to unclasp your carabiner when you finish shopping?
[show shopping cart with 20+ carabiners attached]
Narrator: Well fumble no more with the handy Shopping Cart Bag Holder by Figco™.
[show someone happily shopping]
Narrator: Act now while supplies last, only $99.99 + shipping and handling.