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minus-square@Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink42•1 year agoHello! Thank you for subscribing to Corporate Facts! Did you know your middle manager probably makes double your salary while only doing half the work? Please reply “Stop” to discontinue facts, otherwise enjoy more!
minus-squareDandroidlinkfedilink12•1 year agoGotta be just good enough at your job for the company to not want to get rid of you, but just bad enough at your job that they want to move you into another position.
minus-squareBahnd Rollardlinkfedilink4•1 year agoYou have to defeat the previous middle manager in Mortal Kombat! Then you must consume their brains to gain their departmental knowledge.
minus-squareEcho Dotlinkfedilink1•1 year agoThat’s alright he doesn’t know anything. I literally sent him an email today and basically just told him what to do in it. He’s useless. I assume he does the paperwork or something because otherwise he has no point.
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Did you know your middle manager probably makes double your salary while only doing half the work?
Please reply “Stop” to discontinue facts, otherwise enjoy more!
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How do I become a middle manager?
Gotta be just good enough at your job for the company to not want to get rid of you, but just bad enough at your job that they want to move you into another position.
You have to defeat the previous middle manager in Mortal Kombat! Then you must consume their brains to gain their departmental knowledge.
That’s alright he doesn’t know anything. I literally sent him an email today and basically just told him what to do in it. He’s useless.
I assume he does the paperwork or something because otherwise he has no point.
potS