@the_procrastinata@aussie.zone to Melbourne@aussie.zoneEnglish • 1 year agoDT Sunday Edition: 18 June 2023message-square363fedilinkarrow-up118file-text
arrow-up118message-squareDT Sunday Edition: 18 June 2023@the_procrastinata@aussie.zone to Melbourne@aussie.zoneEnglish • 1 year agomessage-square363fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareCEOofmyhouse56linkfedilinkEnglish3•1 year agoYou should have laid down on the mattress and when they ask “Can I help you with anything?” you reply “A cup of tea would be great thanks”.
minus-square@Sir_ListerOfSmeg@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglish5•edit-21 year agoOr asked for some lube if I really wanted to make them uncomfortable
You should have laid down on the mattress and when they ask “Can I help you with anything?” you reply “A cup of tea would be great thanks”.
Or asked for some lube if I really wanted to make them uncomfortable
And some bikkies